A friend’s most-recent status goes like this:
”Girls bounce on my lap like a laptop…” Wow, the talent of current musicians just blows me away. Just so great.
To which my response is:
So… they cost $500-1000, they’re heavy, take longer to get going the older they get, are obsolete the next week, and if you keep them on your lap for long enough they lower your sperm count and/or irradiate your genitals?
Thank you for this post because it made me giggle. I’ve had such a painful day so this was really unexpectedly good. ^_^
Sorry, whose laptop is bouncing on their lap? Mine remains quite bounceless.
Rachal: Glad I could help.
Mick: Ditto. Except on Kelvin Grove Rd. That main road needs some serious repair work.
And if don’t touch them, after a while they just shut down😊
Plus, without proper protection they’re susceptible to all kinds of viruses😥
This rapper guy’s digging himself quite a hole…
Oh, you mean on a bus. Does this guy do it with girls on public transport? Unhygienic.
Yes, on the bus. And gross.