So, NYE 2011. Friend’s party on the coast. 2 hours to decide to get a cab, 2 hours waiting, giving up and getting the neighbour to drive 8 or 9 of us in a 4wd, a mad dash to a crowded bus and a half hour wait for an even more crowded connecting bus. Arrived at Surfer’s beer garden half an hour till midnight. Band rocked, but then an hour of club music made me feel homicidal because fuck club music, that’s why. Hour and a half wait for cab back to their place and heaps of pressure to keep drinking. Dickheads changed their minds about me when I told them my personal story though. So yeah… interesting night.

The bar-tending girls in schoolgirl outfits was just the icing on the cake.